This just in ~~ A female shopper (not that it matters, male or female) used pepper spray on fellow shoppers at a Walmart store here locally on "Black Friday". Fourteen victims received injuries. So~~ Black Friday is the perfect name for a shopping nightmare for the Holidays.
I think I will shop with the natives on the Serengeti where the main item for the holidays is some good rain for Mother Earth and treats of nourishment she will provide for the party!
At least I will not have to deal with pepper spray from others in the tribe. At last ~~ real civilization!